You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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