he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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