no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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