im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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