Don't you send me to vm
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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