I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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