My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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