no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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