walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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