you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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