Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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