Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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