R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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