i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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