just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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