I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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