idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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