so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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