Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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