He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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