we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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