Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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