I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Come see our sink grown plant.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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