if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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