Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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