Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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