We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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