I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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