i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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