do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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