brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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