I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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