Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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