No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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