The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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