covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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