quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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