do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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