so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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