The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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