found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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