But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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