You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
