She said her name was "party"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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