How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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