quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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