Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize