HIV tests are more positive than that guy
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So apparently I’m into choking now
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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