Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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