On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
