And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
