So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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