But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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