i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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