just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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