Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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