ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Randomize
