So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I showed him my bush... on skype.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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